La madre de todos los orgasmos.

You know sometimes when you just want to knock out a quick wank? And you're wanting to get from nought to orgasm in like five minutes? Yeah? Well, that's what I intended! Did it happen? Hell no! It went on for over half an hour! With the last 5-10 minutes approaching orgasm being particularly hellish in the approach! Was it worth it? Hells yes! Maaaaaan, it was fucking insane! And left me totally drenched in sweat! I'm sexy like that.